Mr. David Sloan has written three very serious books on Key West paranormal activity, Ghosts and Hauntings. More information about all three books can be found on our Key West Ghost Tours Page.

But here he really lightens things up and will have you laughing out loud page by page. "Absurd, Ridiculous, Hilarious" are what readers of this book are saying. He has titled his book of all things... wait for it... Roosters Are Assholes by David Sloan. You will never look at the Key West Roosters the same ever again.

Click the link today to learn more about this wacky book or to order it. 111 pages of pure goofiness that you will not be able to put down. Really.

You will see and hear a lot of these roosters crowing all day and all night! They and the hens are found everywhere around Old Town! I think the roosters are cool to have around and add to the funky character of Key West!

Roosters have been in Key West it seems like forever and have an interesting history. Most agree they arrived around 200 years ago from Cuba. Some say as a food source for meat and eggs, others say for cock fighting.

Ask any local (conch) or bartender if they are a nuisance and if they really are assholes! See below.

Q) Why did the Rooster cross Duval Street?
A) To get David Sloan's book about Roosters! (Burt and Terri's answer)

Please! Send Your Answer to be posted on this web page!

Mr. David Sloan has written three very serious books on Key West paranormal activity, Ghosts and Hauntings. More information about all three books can be found on our Key West Ghost Tours Page. But here he really lightens things up and will have you laughing out loud page by page. "Absurd, Ridiculous, Hilarious" are what readers of this book are saying. He has titled his book of all things... wait for it... Roosters Are Assholes by David Sloan. You will never look at the Key West Roosters the same ever again. Click the link today to learn more about this wacky book or to order it. 111 pages of pure goofiness that you will not be able to put down. Really.

Why did the Rooster cross Duval Street? Send Your answer to burt120@gmail.com

1. He heard a KFC was coming to this side of Duval Street. Mark H. Towson, MD
2. He crossed Duval Street and never went back home. Pat D. Englewood, FL
3. They were giving away Thrasher's French Fries at Sloppy Joe's. Kathy W. Ocean City, MD
4. He saw his shadow, 12 more months of great weather. Mike G. Punxsutawney, PA
5. A tourist from the cruise ship kept asking him to lay an egg. Jim H. Cheyenne, WY.
6. Your answer here?

Join in on the fun! We will be having a contest where YOU get to pick the Best Answer. The winner will receive a special Rooster related surprise prize! Send in your answer today!

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